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Viewing Lyrics for The Last Straw:
| | | Artist: | Perry Como |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | The Last Straw | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Lyrics: | Perry . . .
Yes?
What's the matter?
Ah! With all the girls in the world
I
gotta get tangled up with an acrobat!
What kinda crack is that?
Well, listen . . .
I gulped a little goldfish
from a goldfish bowl
Well, that proves your
age!
Once I spent a weekend
on a cold flagpole!
Look Ma, no hands!
Went
over old Niagara
in a leaky canoe
You betcha!
I even charmed a cobra
with
a blue kazoo
I tied my little cousin
to a railroad track
Ouch!
I put the
next to last straw
on the camel's back
But the LAST STRAW!
I mean the very LAST
STRAW!
was to fall in love with you . . .
Mr. Como!
Are you quite
through?
Well!
Well, listen to this . . .
I went and dug for oysters,
in the Klondike Rush,
I lost a whole safari
in an underbrush
That isn't
easy!
Went over the Sahara
on an old pair of skies
I did some acrobatics
on the high trapeze
Look Man no hands!
I found a green banana
in some cracker
jack
I placed the next to last straw
on the camel's back
But the LAST STRAW!
I mean the very LAST STRAW!
was to fall in love with you . . .
All right
MAN, top that!
I made an ocean voyage
on a floatin' log
That's nothin'
I've held a conversation
with a talking dog . . .
Victor of course!
I
saved up nearly twenty-thousand
pop bottle tops
Well, listen to this . . .
I
designed the paper pants
for loin lamb chops
I tried to find a barber
who would
cut my hair
But Baby Doll,
whatever maka you picka my chair?
Well, that's the
LAST STRAW!
I mean the very LAST STRAW!
'cause I fell in love with you . . .
But Perry . . .
You winked at me in Woolworth's
on the second floor!
But I
thought you were the Hutton girl
that owned that BIG store!
Well, that's the LAST
STRAW!
I mean the very LAST STRAW!
'cause I fell in love with you . . .
Words and Music by
Lenny Stack | | | |
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