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Viewing Lyrics for Tango: Maureen:
| | | Artist: | Various Artists |
| | Album: | Rent Soundtrack, Cast Recording | | Track: | Tango: Maureen | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 51 | | | | Lyrics: | (The lot. JOANNE is reexamining the cable connections for the
umpteenth time.)
MARK
And so into the abyss...The lot. Where a small stage is partially set up.
JOANNE
(playing with some wires)
"Line in"...
I went to Harvard for this?
MARK
Close on Mark's nose dive.
JOANNE
"Line out"...
MARK
Will
he get out of here alive...?
(JOANNE notices MARK approaching.)
JOANNE
Mark?
MARK
Hi.
JOANNE
I told her not to call you
MARK
That's Maureen
But can I help since I'm here
JOANNE
I hired an
engineer ...
MARK
Great!
Well, nice to have met you
JOANNE
Wait!
She's three hours late
The samples won't delay
But the cable --
MARK
There's another way
Say something -- anything
JOANNE (into the mike)
Test -- one, two three --
MARK
Anything but that
JOANNE
This is
weird
MARK
It's weird
JOANNE
Very weird
MARK
Fuckin'
weird
JOANNE
I'm so mad
That I don't know what to do
Fighting with
microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off
I'm with you
MARK
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of
drinking gasoline?
JOANNE
As a matter of fact --
MARK
Honey, I know
this act
It's called the 'Tango Maureen'
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy
merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling
JOANNE
You're wrong
MARK
Your heart she is mangling
JOANNE
It's different with me
MARK
And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you
churn and rebound
JOANNE
I think I know what you mean
BOTH
The Tango
Maureen
MARK
Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Pookie'
JOANNE
Never
MARK
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
JOANNE
This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
MARK
Every time
-- so be cautious
JOANNE
Did she moon over other boys --?
MARK
More
than moon --
JOANNE
I'm getting nauseous
(They begin to dance, with MARK
leading.)
MARK
Where'd you learn to tango?
JOANNE
With the French
Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss
Porter's. And you?
MARK
With
Nanette Himmelfarb. The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale
Jewish Community Center.
(They switch, and JOANNE leads.)
It's hard to do this backwards.
JOANNE
You should try it in heels!
She cheated
MARK
She cheated
JOANNE
Maureen cheated
MARK
Fuckin' cheated
JOANNE
I'm defeated
I
should give up right now
MARK
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your
might
JOANNE
I'd fall for her still anyhow
BOTH
When you're dancing
her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance
Make you fall
MARK
So you think, 'Might as well'
JOANNE
"Dance a tango to hell"
BOTH
'At least I'll have tangoed at all'
The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance till your diva
is through
You pretend to believe her
Cause in the end -- you can't leave her
But the
end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you're glum and you bum
And turn
blue
MARK
Why do we love when she's mean?
JOANNE
And she can be so
obscene
MARK
Try the mike
JOANNE
My Maureen (reverb: een, een,
een...)
MARK
Patched
JOANNE
Thanks
MARK
You know --
I feel great now!
JOANNE
I feel lousy
(The pay phone rings. MARK hands it to
JOANNE.)
Honey, we're... (pause) Pookie?!
You never call me Pookie...
Forget it,
we're patched.
(She hangs up, looks at MARK.)
BOTH
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