Over 390,000 song lyrics online now! artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us   BROWSE LYRICS: A B C D E F G H I J K L N M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SEARCH LYRICS: Find: SITE STATS: - 391,174 lyrics - 3,551 artists Viewing Lyrics for Y-Shaped Thoracoabdominalincision: Artist: County Medical Examiners buy from Album: Unknown Track: Y-Shaped Thoracoabdominalincision   Date Added: 18/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 71   Lyrics: ...Alphabetic diagram... ...Of the gross exam... Medical examiners are detectives, who forensically sift through a body of evidence It's rarely simple, as you can see...the organs are on the inside We open up the corpse to find the clues that point to an explanation that might make sense Let's crack the cadaver open for a little peek and document what we find... ...With scalpel in hand... ...I hatch the plan... Whether man, woman, child-the procedure is always the same Beginning the medicolegal autopsy isn't very hard The thoracoabdominal incision is the name of this turgidly morbid game And the letter "Y" is the shape that we must carve... All ME's worth their salt keep a blade of their own And have their scalpel professionally sharpened, polished, and honed Because of its ability to cut through skin, meat, gristle, and bone We keep track of it from the opening of the corpse to when it is sewn... ...I must confess... ...This will make a mess... ...The stiff is ripe and putrefied... ...I scalpel the mephitic skin... ...And trace the letter "Y"... ...So the autopsy begins... In order to field dress this cadaver we cut from the bottom of the neck to above the crotch Some pathologists prefer to first puncture the bloated corpse to release built-up methane gas Simply grasp the scalpel and apply downward pressure at the jugular notch You'll find the skin will slice like butter, revealing subcutaneous tissue and ballooning yellow fat... ...No time to flinch... ...Only amateurs cringe... Draw the blade down over the body of the sternum and breastplate Past the manubrium and xiphoid process and costoxiphoid ligame    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More County Medical Examiners Lyrics: 1.    Pugilistic Burn Postures  view 2.    y=1285/x  view 3.    Autopsy Suite  view 4.    Epicedium For Epidermal Slippage  view 5.    Organ Harvest (The Anatomical Gift Act)  view 6.    Riggormortis Posthumous Muscular Rigidity  view 7.    Algor Mortis... The Linear Rate Of Cadaveric Cooling  view 8.    Livier Mortis... Gravitational Blood Pooling  view 9.    Vitreous Humor  view 10.    Y-Shaped Thoracoabdominalincision  view home | artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us | link partners Copyright © lyricing.com - Lyrics site script developed by ARWScripts.com All album artwork and lyrics are property of their respective authors, artists and labels.